Code Of Ethics

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like [...]

Code Of Ethics

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Code Of Ethics was written by F&J Staff on Monday, December 3rd, 2007 at 10:40 amin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Who Won? , Don’t Mess With Your Insurance Company , A Witty Young Trial Lawyer , Jury Duty , Another Honest Lawyer .

7 Comments to “Code Of Ethics”

• Su Madre says:

  December 17, 2007 at 11:18 am

  Well, Ive heard this before, and its pretty funny.
• NS MOLULA says:

  January 17, 2008 at 7:42 am

  dont get it!!!!
• lalaløsœr says:

  February 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm

  mwuahaha I get it nwyahaha œœŒ
• Jezzebelle says:

  February 25, 2008 at 11:03 pm

  nice . . . sadly in I have came across clients who would do that . . .
• katie says:

  May 3, 2008 at 3:20 pm

  lol
• black jewel says:

  May 12, 2008 at 6:56 am

  katie r u single
• Marina says:

  August 20, 2009 at 6:05 am

  Hmmm…..not the typical lawyer joke that pokes fun at the lawyer. The bad guy here is the client.