Cigarette Condoms

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you [...]

Cigarette Condoms

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Cigarette Condoms was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, November 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pmin Blonde Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Blonde Shopping , Need Condoms , Are His Lights On? , Redhead, Brunette and Blonde At A Firing Squad , Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm .

74 Comments to “Cigarette Condoms”

• Tay Tay says:

  June 5, 2009 at 10:00 am

  AmyBaby i agree with you cuz im a blond too.
• brittney says:

  June 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm

  this is hella funny! a blonde would say something like that!!
• hhhh says:

  June 28, 2009 at 10:18 pm

  friggin hilarious
• AmyLeighh says:

  August 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm

  Hahaa,
  Kindaa Funnyy!
  Ivee Heardd Bettahh Thooo, (Y):D
• Jamesterr says:

  August 13, 2009 at 9:06 am

  Omg;; lmao.
• Tra says:

  October 30, 2009 at 10:40 am

  (smaks forhead) why put in there?! hello?! pockets! (sigh) why just why? oh well at least its not used yuck
• Blair says:

  November 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

  This is really funny! It’s totally I mean TOTALLY something me and my two friends Willow and Raighn(rain) would do…even thogh i don’t smoke and they do.I’d prolly have the unlit cig acting like i was smoking then it would rain and we’d all pull out our condums and put our cigs to saftey in a condum!Oh yeah i forgot to tell ya that i’m the brunette,Willow is the blonde,and of course Raighn is our red head!
• toughy says:

  November 29, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  um some1 explain please i dnt get it ????
• StopTheSmokes.com says:

  December 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm

  Ya! Good Stuff!
• mj says:

  January 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm

  ha ha really funny!!!!!
• delighlacutie21 says:

  February 7, 2010 at 1:22 am

  hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha that one i really thought was funny!!!!! : D
• Hellahaha says:

  March 1, 2010 at 10:20 am

  herd it b4 it 4got to mention that the clerk fainted when he herd her say dat
• Tia-Ria says:

  March 14, 2010 at 11:16 am

  LOOLZ!
• jojo says:

  June 5, 2010 at 4:48 am

  dats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny.
• pankaj says:

  June 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm

  Not bad
• Me says:

  June 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

  Hahahaha thats a HILARIOUS joke!!!! I can imagine people actually saying that!!!!!!!
• JUX says:

  July 28, 2010 at 8:47 pm

  did she relly said camel…….lol……
• Emma says:

  August 25, 2010 at 12:09 am

  HAHA thats funny as
• RoJo says:

  September 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm

  oh haha ha! got after 2 seconds after reading it.
• goathumper says:

  September 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm

  well a camels ciggartte would be big ive seen one
• moroka says:

  November 29, 2010 at 12:01 am

  very funny
• ke-ke says:

  December 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm

  funni
• lea davalos says:

  February 1, 2011 at 1:15 pm

  Woww,, lol, but why do day always joke on blondes? Most Arent dumb, ;PP Btw, i’m Not Blonde, I’m Brunette <3 ;PP
• noname says:

  September 8, 2011 at 1:57 am

  Hahaha! This is funny. But are blondes really that stupid?