Cigarette Condoms
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"


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AmyBaby i agree with you cuz im a blond too.
this is hella funny! a blonde would say something like that!!
friggin hilarious
Hahaa,
Kindaa Funnyy!
Ivee Heardd Bettahh Thooo, (Y):D
Omg;; lmao.
(smaks forhead) why put in there?! hello?! pockets! (sigh) why just why? oh well at least its not used
yuck
This is really funny! It’s totally I mean TOTALLY something me and my two friends Willow and Raighn(rain) would do…even thogh i don’t smoke and they do.I’d prolly have the unlit cig acting like i was smoking then it would rain and we’d all pull out our condums and put our cigs to saftey in a condum!Oh yeah i forgot to tell ya that i’m the brunette,Willow is the blonde,and of course Raighn is our red head!
um some1 explain please i dnt get it ????
Ya! Good Stuff!
ha ha really funny!!!!!
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha that one i really thought was funny!!!!! : D
herd it b4 it 4got to mention that the clerk fainted when he herd her say dat
LOOLZ!