Church Bulletin Bloopers
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers that were posted. Goes well with the funny church signs we posted earlier. Those were on purpose, were these?
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
- Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
- The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
- The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
- Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
- During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
- The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
- Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
- A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
- Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
What'd You Think?
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absolutely hav to be a happy clapper to get that crap
Good cause I didn’t understand too much
] no laughs at all not sure how it is funny
these are all fake IMO
Once again, you are all morons
fake
oh dead now day culture has messed up you people thats sad, what happened to the good old people that could take a joke and not go “omg gowd dat wazz so offensive omg”
very funny btw
oh dear not dead*
hahahaha! That was hilarious!!!!!!! and everyone who keeps reaing thee jokes and saying they are offensive…….QUIT READING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
love them pretty funny if anyone has a sense of humor they should laugh if they don’t they probably need to go look in the mirror lol keep on laughing don’t cease praying or laughing have a blessed day
Old,But Still Funny
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G’night
I saw one once;it was a sign in front of a church. it said:
“If you’re looking for a sign, this is it”
LMAO!
some of them were funny
This is great! at the church my husband and I got married at, we got our picture with a sign that said “St. Mary’s. The Virgin Mary. Rear entrence only.” We are catholics but we can still find humor in our religion!!
we have to learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes.
lol dat was funny