Church Bulletin Bloopers


The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers that were posted. Goes well with the funny church signs we posted earlier. Those were on purpose, were these?

  • For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
  • The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
  • Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
  • The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
  • The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
  • Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
  • During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
  • The music for today’s service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
  • Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  • The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
  • A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
  • Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.

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11 Responses to “Church Bulletin Bloopers”

  1. fdklsdkfm Says:

    absolutely hav to be a happy clapper to get that crap

  2. Wolf Child Says:

    Good cause I didn’t understand too much :o] no laughs at all not sure how it is funny

  3. i dont believe it Says:

    these are all fake IMO

  4. CaSsIe Says:

    Once again, you are all morons

  5. ryan Says:

    fake

  6. Amy Says:

    oh dead now day culture has messed up you people thats sad, what happened to the good old people that could take a joke and not go “omg gowd dat wazz so offensive omg”

    very funny btw

  7. Amy Says:

    oh dear not dead*

  8. erica Says:

    hahahaha! That was hilarious!!!!!!! and everyone who keeps reaing thee jokes and saying they are offensive…….QUIT READING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. brad Says:

    love them pretty funny if anyone has a sense of humor they should laugh if they don’t they probably need to go look in the mirror lol keep on laughing don’t cease praying or laughing have a blessed day

  10. Howie Says:

    Old,But Still Funny

  11. Monagoobbynap Says:

    Hi

    G’night

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