Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts

By: geli

geli — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:40:23 +0000

Chuck Norris once lost both legs in a car accident and he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris was bit by a rattlesnake, and after five days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
The only way to tell Chuck Norris’s true age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

By: Mr.Happy

Mr.Happy — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:38:48 +0000

Chuck Norris has only cried once … when he stared at himself in the mirror.

By: woodyeldridge

woodyeldridge — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:19:14 +0000

chuck norris is 1/8th cherokee. This has nothing to do with heritage, he ate an indian.

By: woodyeldridge

woodyeldridge — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:18:26 +0000

ate an indian

By: haydos

haydos — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:07:35 +0000

chuck Norris played golf on an 18 hole course last week
he got a score of 14 for 18 holes
2 off his personal best

By: jas bru

jas bru — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 03:21:04 +0000

chuck norris’s tears could cure cancer. to bad chuck norris doesnt cry.

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:19:52 +0000

When Chuck Norris pours milk onto his Rice Crispies, they dont go Snap,Crackle,Pop, they shut the hell up.

By: Bill Gates

Bill Gates — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:13:02 +0000

There is no such thing as global warming chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up

By: paul butler

paul butler — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:34:48 +0000

Chuck Norris can, period

By: Brendon Voelker

Brendon Voelker — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:58:59 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter, he’s already following you.