Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts

By: JStrom

JStrom — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:07:53 +0000

Chuck Norris can get blood from a turnip and put a square peg in a round hole…at the same time.

JStrom — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:04:31 +0000

Chuck Norris sleeps with the Milkman’s wife.

norrisman — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:59:12 +0000

chuck noris doent’s take showers, he takes blood baths

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:26:48 +0000

chuck norris doesn’t need to read the encyclopedia since he wrote it.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:24:53 +0000

chuck norris knows the sound of one hand clapping.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:24:17 +0000

at the centre of every cyclone you can find chuck norris.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:56:04 +0000

nobody heard kratoa exploding, that was chuck norris shouting.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:54:17 +0000

chuck norris once wore a bra and skirt, and every woman who saw him became gay.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:52:21 +0000

there was no such thing as gay men until chuck norris arrived.

trent — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:50:31 +0000

there is nothing more beatiful than woman, except chuck norris.