Comments on: Chuck Norris Facts

By: Chucknorrism

Chucknorrism — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:07:35 +0000

Santa Claus actually gives everyone a present. Chuck Norris just pounds some of them into coal. Click on my name to go to my website’s Chuck Norris sections with 300+ Chuck Norris facts!!!

By: Barack Obama

Barack Obama — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:31:31 +0000

I hate America

By: Bmx Ladzz

Bmx Ladzz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:21:59 +0000

Jesus Can Walk On Water, But Chuck Norris Can Swim On Land

By: chucknorriswannabe

chucknorriswannabe — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:48:57 +0000

the giraffe was invented when chuck norris uppercuted a horse

By: pie

pie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:20:16 +0000

chuck norris does not get wet the water gets chuck norris!

By: pie

pie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:19:04 +0000

chuck norris is so awesome that he has his own pokemon card!!!

By: pie

pie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:56:12 +0000

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: pie

pie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:52:38 +0000

chuck norris can eat a pie in ten seconds

By: pie

pie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:51:05 +0000

chuck norris shot down a german fighter plane by holding up his finger and saying bang!!!

By: Damian

Damian — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:48:13 +0000

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him