Chuck Norris Facts
In case you didn’t know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn’t be one of ‘em… These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net…
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Chuck Norris thought it would be funny to sell his urine. that beverage is known as red bull.
Chuck norms roundhouse kicked michale Jackson so hard he turned white
Chuck Norris CAN lift a rock that God can’t lift, then reduce it to rubble with his pinkie
Chuck Norris can clear a room full of terrorists with a water pistol and toy fake grenade.
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep…he waits
Chuck Norris can run the minute in 59 seconds
Chuck Norris can make a flock of paper swan bomb the Russians
i heard if you play stairway to heaven backwards, you can hear chuck norris banging your sister
Chuck Norris once challenged Cool Hand Luke to an egg eating contest. Chuck Norris beat Cool Hand Luke by eating 500 eggs to Luke’s record of 50. Chuck Norris’s bowel movement after he ate all those eggs later starred in the 80′s film “Howard the Duck!”
Some Magitions can walk on water, but Chuch Norris can swim through land
Brett Favre can throw a football 80 yards, Chuck Norris can throw Bret Favre even further.
you know how some people wear superman pajamas to bed? well superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris
Chuck Norris once picked a fight with a duck. The duck turned out to have several 10th degree black belts, and was the most formidable adversary Chuck Norris ever faced. Funny how random the universe can be.
A French man and french woman come to America and get married she has an affair with chuck Norris.nine months later she has a baby….with a beard and oversized muscles and roundhoused kicked the French man in the face.
Kids were superman underwere superman weres chuck norris underwear
What came before the big bang CHUCK NORRIS
Chuck Norris Able to create a 190 degree triangle
chuck norris is the only white out in a black out
i always think of chuck norris chuck norris is the person that i had always look up to i steel loke up to him i like all of his shows
Dogs wear kids underwear kids wear superman underwear superman wears CUck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris doesn’t wear any underwear
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table , because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris made his mother eat his vegetables
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but her knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Before Chuck Norris was born, a martial arts weapon with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called “Nunbarrys”
No one ever found out what did happen to Barry
Chuck Norris can kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Chuck Norris farted on a man and lit him on fire he is now known as the human torch.Chuck Norris told Iron Man to man up then he became gundam.
Why doesn’t chuck Norris have ball hair… Because hair doesn’t grow on steel
Chuck Norris took a vacation to the virgin islands…. When he came back it was just called the islands
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet….he scares the crap out of it
Chuck Norris can kill a stone with 2 birds
Before there was chuck norris and a star. Chuck Norris round house kicked the star and made the big bang
Chuck Norris once had sex with himself and he round hose kicked the doctor for touching his ass
Ass kissing
Happy chuck Norris sad chuck Norris chuck is gonna kill you chuck
Go to http://www.google.com Type ‘Find Chuck Norris’ n press ‘I’m Feeling Lucky Button’ and see who finds whom..
Giraffes were only invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Rule #34: Chuck Norris.
chuck norris is not on twitter he is already following u.
chuck norris once battled superman the loser had to wear his underwear out side his pants.
chuck norris peed in a simi’s gas as a joke it is now known as optamis prime.
each time i get ready to atack bruce lee he had a stunt double soon enough everyone in the bar was dead exepte me lee ran away.
chuck norris can create fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
chuck norris can freeze water with a flamethrower
chuck Norris can create a forest fire by simply round house kicking a tree
chuck norris beat halo 1 2 and 3 on legendary with a broken guitar hero controller
chuck norris doesn`t needs air.air needs chuck norris to survive
chuck norris sneezed once earth came out.
Chuck norris is the first And last word in the diconary
Bill collectors don’t call chuck norris, chuck norris calls them and asks for his money.
When Chuck Norris makes victims bleed, their blood is still blue.
when you go parachuting, dont pull your parachute, pull a chuck norris..
jack be nimble, jack be quick, but jack cannot dodge a chuck norris punch or kick
a quazar is the aftermath of a roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris counted to infinity……twice!
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg!
Under Chuck Norris beard is not a chin, there’s a fist!
The four horsemen of the appocalypse actually reside in Chuck Norris’s nutsack.
Chuck Norris can make a FrontFlip backwards.