Chuck Norris Facts
In case you didn’t know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn’t be one of ‘em… These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net…
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If you crossed chuck norris’s path what
would you do??nothing offcourse
you’d be dead for crossing his path..
You know what u get for helping chuck Norris,nah
neither do I know ones lives to tell me…
Nothing can kill Chuck Norris. When He discoved this Chuck roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and killed it. Now nothing can’t kill Chuck Norris. And if your think this double negitive implies that anything can kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will show you that you’re wrong. With his fists.
CHuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Haiti SO hard it got destroyed
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries!
Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong because of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris has $5 , and yuu have $5 , Chuck Norris has more money then yuu .
Chuck Norris could have simply “cowbelled” his way into Mordor to destroy the Ring, but instead he roundhouse kicked it – making Sauron his new blind b***h.
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. AFTER A WEEKS STAY AND AFTER HE LEFT, THEY WERE KNOWN AS THE ISLANDS.
I’m laughhin 2 hard in school. Icouldnt even make it half way. lol
Chuck Norris can text on a pay phone
chuck norise hahaha funny i would cross his path jus ta see wut would happen
lolololol
If Chuck Norris cries, Christmas comes early……
Chuck Norris scores 200% notes hit on Guitar Hero
Chuck Norris turns the volume up to 15
UK changed their national anthem. The part
“god save the queen”, now is “chuck norris save
the queen”.
the reason osam bin ladin is hiding is because he angerd chuck norris
there is no escape button on chuck norissis comp there is mo escape from chuck norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Many people say that chuck norris can slam revolving doors.. But in all reality chuck walks through the door and the sheer awsomeness of chuck causes the door to slam shut
*made this up myself=)*
JFK wasn’t assassinated, he was just thinking about Chuck Norris’s muscles and his head exploded
1. Best Chuck Norris joke? ____________.
Chuck Norris makes Jesus look like a kitten .
Chuck Norris once blew up 18 semi truck tires
Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle
Chuck Norris once burned fire
Chuck Norris Built the sphinx… Then roundhouse kicked the nose off..
Chuck Norris always knows where the remote is
on the 6th day Chuck Norris arm wrestled God, God lost and had to take the next day off
Noah’s flood wasn’t from rain Chuck Norris took a leak in the ocean.
Chuck Norris promised to never skydive again. One grand canyon is enough!
two IED’S got killed today by a roadside Chuck Norris
if at first u dont succeed, ur not chuck norris
women bleed for three days every month because Chuck Norris secretly sneaks in through their bedroom windows and has sex with them
Chuck Norris’s mother was arrested while pregnant with him for carrying a concealed weapon
the giraffe was invented by chuck norris uppercutting a horse
Chuck Norris simultaneously repels both positively and negatively charged particles. unless female.
Q. How do you determine the sex of a particle.
A. If it is female then Chuck Norris has slept with it.
chuck norris can strangle u wit a cordless phone
the only person to ever beat chuck norris is dead now they said bruce lee died no one knew how bruce lee died they lied
they said when bruce lee died*
if you press a ‘do not press’ button chuck norris appears and turns you into a lemon
Superman wears chuck norris pajamas
Before the boogie-man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for chuck norris
Chuck norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys
chuck norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris once stared at a man so hard that he became infertile
come get me chuck bring it on:p
my name is lacey :p
nope kalyn
the titanic never hit an iceberg. Chuck Norris was just swimming in the water when he bumoed his on the hull of the ship. it made him so made he split the ship in two