Chuck Norris Facts
In case you didn’t know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn’t be one of ‘em… These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net…
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Chuck Norris once won a staring contest against madusa
chuck norris once beat the sun in a staring contest
they say chuck norris’ tears can cure cancer too bad he never cries ever
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? what? nothing can chuck mr norris
heres another fact……
I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!!!
MUAHAHA
YOU CANNOT KILL CHUCK NORRIS. He just roundhousekicked you so hard, you ceased to exist and thought you had killed him!
none of you are funny.
When God said let there be light, chuck norris said “ok”
The boogeyman checks in his closet everynight for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
Scientists have done extensive math problems to figure out that the Big Bang was equivalent to roughly 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
chuck norris doesn’t wear a condom. there is no such thing as protection against chuck norris
chuck norris is the reason waldo went into hiding
you cant kill chuck noris he just killed you and then the devil for letting you belive you did
Chuck Norris can make acoustic sounds on a keytar
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous (if feet count)
Chuck Norris does not “defy” the laws of gravity, he defines them.(made that one up myself)
Chuck Norris doesn’t do a push up, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
gt6 y v;yi/tf’78 p6c8ot tilg vf x chuck norris HAHAHAHAHA
The reason Link cant speak is because a unidentified bearded man gave him a painful roundhouse kick in the throat.
Chuck Norris made the cake a TRUTH!
Chuck Norris doesn’t expierience life, life expiriences Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris’s foot
The only reason Chuck Norris didn’t win the ultimate showdown was because he already won it infinity times before and decided to let someone else have a chance.
chuck norris is the only man alive to go through the bermuda triangle and come out the other side
chuck norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
chuck norris invented bruce lee
hey if you go on youtube it actually shows bruce lee fighting chuck norris……………………. bruce lee ends up KILLING chuck norris, i know im dissapointed to
that, my friend was a illusion by chuck norris. He wanted to see the reaction of all the people who watched it, and then, killed bruce lee alive
chuck norris once had a herpe outbreak …once the herpes realized who they were with they got scared and jumped to the person beside him receiving a round house kick
chuck norris can round house kick you so hard it will alter your dna and in twenty years your grand kids will for no reason fly 100 yards and say ow
chuck norris dosen’t dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris
Go on Google and type in ‘ Find Chuck Norris’ then press the ‘I’m feeling lucky’ button. A great joke. Ahaha, so funny.
well, what is there to say? oh this;
chuck norris doesnt swim; the water moves away from him.
read the comment at the bottom of the page
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Chuck Norris has a T-Rex leg and mashed potatoes with weed herbs for breakfast
if chuck norris where to play halo, he would win a game of slayer with 51 kills, every time!
in 2012, chuck norris will roundhouse kick the earth out of orbit.
once upon a time there was chuck norris.THE END!
Chuck norris doesnt tea bag the ladies……he potato sacks them
god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please
Ther are aliens on mars Chuck just went there
people where super man pajamas. but super man wheres chuck norris pajamas
CHuck nORRISis PRo
actually chuck norris got his ass handed to him by bruce lee ahahaha
They say chuck has another fist under his goatee………….
people say bruce lee is better than chuck norris because he killed him in a movie. yet in real life chuck norris is still alive and bruce lee and his son are dead
chuck norris doesnt sleep…he waits
Actually an unknow fact is that Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris jucon do
An unknown fact: Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris jeet kune do the art of no art
chuck norris didnt go to school school came crawling to him
chuck norris visited the virgin islands, now there just the islands
Chuck Norris can outrun a bullet
Chuck Norris can play separate guitar solos on both necks of a double headed guitar
Chuck Norris does the moonwalk forwards