Chuck Norris Facts
In case you didn’t know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn’t be one of ‘em… These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net…
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Denim is the only Chuck Norris approved Clothing
LOL that is so funny
Wonder who wrote it
Forgot a couple;
Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck norris once slammed a revolving door.
If your have 5 dollars and Chuck norris has 5 dollars, Chuck norris has more money then you.
“It NEVER rains on Chuck Norris”
Chuck Norris uses a live snake as a condom.
HAHAHA THIS IS ALL True
I WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK U
chuck norris doesn’t cut his grass, he just stands outside and dares it to grow
im so scared im gonna Fk right off back to mexico
Check Norris once punched a donkey in the chin. Its descendants are now know as “Giraffes” .. hehe
chuck norris makes superman look like a little girl nothing left to say
chuck norris once taught a class called ass kicking 101 there where no survivers
every time you sneeze chuck norris round house kicks a kid into orbit
chuck norris is so bad ass he has his own pot named after him its called super chuck
chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
chuck norris upercuted a horse and made a giraffe
chuck norris round house kicked me
chuck norris hate people from challanger
ninjas want to grow up to be just like chuck norris but to bad they end up geting killed by chuck norris
i love chuck norris
once chuck norris got AIDS
it made him sneeze
Chuck Norris doesn’t have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway..
The Great Chinese Wall was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out … It failed misserably…
Before they go to sleep some people check their closets for the boogeyman, when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks HIS for Chuck Norris.
Some people own superman ‘jammers … superman owns Chuck Norris ‘jammers …
When Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow the f down …
When Chuck Norris does divisions there are no remains …
Chuck Norris always gets an A+ for his maths problem test .. he writes down Chuck Norris as every answer..
Chuck Norris doesn’t get laid, laid gets Chuck Norris!
Originally Chuck Norris was asked to be Frodo in The Lord of the Rings .. he declined, Chuck Norris doesn’t need 3 episodes to destroy a simple piece of jewelry…
The Black Eyed Peas were once called The Peas … then they met Chuck Norris…
City Hall has a saying: You can’t fight Chuck Norris.
In poker, there are two hands that beat a royal flush. Chuck Norris’ left and Chuck Norris’ right.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
50 cent was a dollar before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face
When Muslims pray, they face Mecca. When Allah prays, he faces Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris truely is the best a man can get.
Some of these are really, really terrible jokes. They make me anti-laugh…
people have always questioned what happens when a an unstoppable force meets an immovable object i have figured the answer u get 1 norris
chuck norris once round-house kicked so hard his foot went back in time
and killed Amelia Aerheart as she was flying over the pacific
FUNNY
Chuck Norris Lives in a Round-House!!!
The first rule about Chuck Norris is NEVER TALK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Knock-Knock
Whos there
Interupting Chuck Noris
Interupt….
*ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE*
If you divide Chuck Norris by zero you get CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKING YOUR FACE!!! CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT BE DIVIDED!!!
Chuck Norris does not Roundhouse he Roundmansions!!!
Chuck Norris… enough said…
Chuck Norris does not do push ups… He lays down and the world moves.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on google id does not correct you it says RUN!!!
If you say Chuck Norris wrong you have 23.1 seconds to live.
Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing… Chuck was the Bomber.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. There were no survivors.
If Chuck Norris could… There is no Could in Chucks world!!!
If I could tell you more I would but Im about to get kicked by Chuck Norris!!! I regret nothing.
When GODZILA came to the US it wasnt the military that killed it…..Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it in the face
there are 2 kinds of people in this world……those who agree with chuck norris and dead people
Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!!!
If Chuck Norris was there instead of Adam there would be no original sin …………. of course there wouldn’t be any women either.
There is no such thing as the black plague historians were just too terrified to blame Chuck Norris.
The world isn’t spinning it’s trying to run away from Chuck Norris.
some people blame Chuck Norris for knocking off the sphinx’s nose. Smarter people realize that if Chuck Norris even thought about it the whole thing would automatically vaporize in fear.
Chunk Norris doesn’t breathe out carbon dioxide he breathes out Dark Matter!!!!!!!!!
A ducks quack doesn’t echo because Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick in the voice box.
a platypus was made when chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a duck into and unsuspecting Beaver.
A groundhog doesn’t hide from its shadow it hides from Chuck Norris.
The only thing to fear is Fear itself ………….. and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never lost a game of rock paper scissors. You pick rock, he picks himself, he wins. You pick paper, he picks himself, he wins. You pick scissors, he picks himself, he wins. You pick him, he picks himself, you both win but he wins more and you get a roundhouse kick to the face as a prize just to prove his Chuck Norris can beat your Chuck Norris.
Half of the sun eclipses happen when Chuck Norris shoots the ball up too high.
1. There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
2. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just not his own.
i like chicken.
me too!
Уил Феръл (на английски: Will Ferrell) е американски комедиант, актьор, и писател, участвал в над 30 филма, например Не може да бъде! (2006 г.) Роден е на 16 юли 1967 г. в град Ървайн в щата Калифорния. Омъжен е за шведската актриса Вивека Паулин от 2000 г. от която има двама сина.
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touch your nose
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
chuck norris has conted to infinity………twice
no one can be more than 100% right……..except chuck norris
the reason so never see the dark side of the moon is not because its to dark to see chuck norris just dosen’t like it.
when the united states made the atom bomb there were trying to copy the power of chuck norris’s rouind house kick………they faild horably
chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris has been dead for 10 years but docters are afraid to tell him
I had a tummy-ache laughing!