Christian Bear
An atheist is walking through the woods one day when all of a sudden a huge bear runs out to attack him. The atheist runs as fast as he can but trips over a stump and falls to the ground. As he turns rover the bear is standing on top of him, paws stretched wide [...]
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That is so messed up! But freakn hilarious! God has a great sense of humor….nice 2 know!
that’s pretty funny
funny
heard it before, but instead the atheist was attacked by a shark… it made me smile though
thats good and funny too
nice, lol.
awesome!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! BRRRRRRRR!!!!!
perfect!!! loved it, living it. I wish it worked this way for real, stupid atheists
Crys, bear or shark brings out the point. Poor atheists, you are doomed!!!
ATHEISTS, UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
absolute,complete,utter diabolical nonsense!!!
really nice.atheists should ask themselves this question-’who makes the heart of a baby in the womb to start beating and keeps that heart beating until some are as old as 100 years?plus why are true christians happy and unafraid when staring death in the face while non christians agonise.i’m a medical doctor and achristian.
Probably because christians are so pathetic they have no reason to live.
Bukki, i have a hard time believing that they would let a fundementilest be a doctor, especially one that thinks that god makes a babies heart beat. I’m pretty sure they cover that first year medical school, or you know, just first grade.
Ellen i pity u, who designed the sino-atrial node or the purkinje fibres in the heart? i can sure tell u it wasnt an accident
Wow, all i was looking for was a nice joke and here i am conversing in the middle of a debate b/n christians and atheists.
Here’s what i’ve learned while attending college:
Christians are not allowed to speak their minds (must be politically correct)
Atheists have a valid argument for anything
Christians have explanations but are also the cause of those arguments
In other words, Christians have an unfair advantage. Welcome to America, where anyone but the majority (males/white/Christians) has a say in what is “offensive” and demand changes.
Therebis no need to disrespect atheists. Their opinion matters as much as a Cristian’s does, or any other religion for that matter. I am atheist, but I do not quarrel about religion. It is illegal to seperate people by race, origin, skin color, etc., AND RELIGION.
A fool say in his heart there is no God
that was funny
cool