Christian Bear
An atheist is walking through the woods one day when all of a sudden a huge bear runs out to attack him. The atheist runs as fast as he can but trips over a stump and falls to the ground. As he turns rover the bear is standing on top of him, paws stretched wide ready to maul him.
“Oh God” screams the atheist.
Suddenly time stands still, the bear freezes in the attack position and a voice out of heaven says “Yes, you called?”
“Oh” says the atheist “you really do exist! Can you make this bear go away?”
“Why should I?” says God. “You’ve been denying my existence all your life”
“Fair point” says the atheist. “Ok, how about this. Can you turn the bear into a Christian instead?”
“Ok” says God and time resumes once more. The bear stops in attack, bows his head meekly and says “Dear God. Thank you for what I am about to receive…”
What'd You Think?


(50 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)
December 13th, 2007 at 11:22 am
That is so messed up! But freakn hilarious! God has a great sense of humor….nice 2 know!
January 11th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
that’s pretty funny
January 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
funny
January 16th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
heard it before, but instead the atheist was attacked by a shark… it made me smile though
February 7th, 2008 at 3:06 am
thats good and funny too
February 26th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
nice, lol.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:53 am
awesome!
February 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! BRRRRRRRR!!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
perfect!!! loved it, living it. I wish it worked this way for real, stupid atheists
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
Crys, bear or shark brings out the point. Poor atheists, you are doomed!!!