Chocolate Chip Cookies For A Special Occassion


An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died…

He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favourite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.

“Why?” he whispered. “Why did you do that?”

“They’re for the funeral,” she replied.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies For A Special Occassion was written by erraticheart on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Hot Chocolate and Viagra,  More FAQ’s about Blondes,  Privacy Policy,  Dieting Rules,  Speedy Golfer.


6 Responses to “Chocolate Chip Cookies For A Special Occassion”

  1. Me and You Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    lol

  2. Me and You Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    lame

  3. Me and You Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 4:29 am

    totally lame

  4. Me and You Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    you should say “wash your hands first and then you can eat.” lol that is so totally lame like hell………………………………

  5. sonia Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    so so…

  6. Bukki Olujide Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    we…….ll,it’s a joke and some women can be that mean,practical and stingy.

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