Chinese Torture Test

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with a long grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man, “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but one condition. [...]

Chinese Torture Test

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Chinese Torture Test was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:13 amin Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Mommy Test , Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong , DUI Test , The M.U.N.S.A. Test , English To Chinese Translator .

11 Comments to “Chinese Torture Test”

• ben says:

  July 15, 2008 at 1:01 am

  lol go chinese!
• Anonymous says:

  July 18, 2008 at 5:34 am

  OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Danm dude. That has gotta hurt! Fu*k! I hope that does not happen to me, DANM! This chinese guys smart, but still who would throw the boulder out the window without feeling the whatever it was on his balls?
• Shanon says:

  July 18, 2008 at 8:38 am

  hey F&J staff,
  i visit your site everyday and i think i now know every joke that you guys have. may you please post some new stuff for those of us who want a daily dose of gr8 jokes.i think your site is gud but we need some nu stuff!
  keep up e gud work guys
• sonia says:

  July 23, 2008 at 10:41 pm

  i did’nt get it…
• Born says:

  July 29, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  I feel the pain in my balls man even it was not me its so funny
• 19RAD says:

  October 11, 2008 at 7:48 am

  he deserved it =P
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:12 pm

  ouch x]
• Sid says:

  December 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  funniest joke on the site…LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
• person says:

  July 7, 2009 at 11:06 am

  omggg LOLZZZ!!!!! hahahahaha
• drummer grl says:

  October 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm

  I loooooove thiiiis!
• FBI says:

  January 28, 2011 at 4:58 pm

  Ouch! Man dat was kool!