Chinese Sick Day


Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”

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Chinese Sick Day was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 at 9:44 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Racial Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong,  The Latest Toy Recalled From China,  Differences Between You and Your Boss,  Chinese Torture Test,  English To Chinese Translator.


27 Responses to “Chinese Sick Day”

  1. Samantha McCoy Says:
    August 26th, 2007 at 2:40 am

    hahaha

  2. Ferdi Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 9:09 am

    hehe

  3. aymee Says:
    August 31st, 2007 at 12:06 am

    Haha thats hilarious

  4. Teddy Says:
    September 1st, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Halala Mr Chow

  5. Hoang Says:
    September 6th, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Hilarious! The joke returns to give the boss the shock of his life, ha ha ha ha ha ha. But i am sorry that
    Hung Chow will have to look for another job.

  6. John Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    hahahhahaahhaahahaahhhaahhahhhhaahhaahhahaahahhha

  7. RoRo Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    hahhahaha! hung chow is great! i do believ his boss was askin for it!

  8. tonythetiger Says:
    September 27th, 2007 at 8:07 am

    hahaha, i’ll give hung chow a job

  9. Chendi Says:
    September 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    that was hella’crazy fnnie joke!

  10. Chendi Says:
    September 27th, 2007 at 10:24 am

    that was funnie n’ cute =)

  11. ryan Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    that was funny, but wrong. still funny.

  12. matty Says:
    October 10th, 2007 at 5:51 am

    lol but the bozz was problay white its a bit weird that i look at a black joke every is like suddenly OMG racist the next thing u kno HAHAHA so funny :/

  13. lil Chunty Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 11:29 am

    that s*** was hillarious hhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaa

  14. Chit Face Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Hung chow is cool this was funny HaHaHaHa

  15. dave Says:
    October 15th, 2007 at 6:12 am

    nice 1

  16. edgar Says:
    October 23rd, 2007 at 12:49 am

    i dont get it.

  17. dark knight Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    hung had sex with his boss’s wife dumbass

  18. chip Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    hahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaa

  19. khanyi Says:
    November 6th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  20. j Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    hahahahahahhahahahah

  21. flavahboy Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 6:56 am

    LOL HOLLA AINT THAT THE SHIATTT respect hung chow dont go banging all ya bosses wives ahhah much respect cant believe his bitty let him tap her lol asian respect yo

  22. bob Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    hahahhahaha hell yeah asians all the fukn way.

  23. mike hunt Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    lol that was hilarious

  24. BABBII Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    LOL that was absolutely hilarious btw anyone gt a prob wiv asianz cum to me n ill knock ur lights out cuz im asian! and proud of it!

  25. Kaven Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    I get it!! After reading all the comments haha.

  26. Alexis Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    lol!

  27. WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 1:59 am

    Lol. The boss deserves it for being perverse.

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