Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

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Chinese Sick Day was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 at 9:44 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Racial Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Chinese Torture Test , English To Chinese Translator , Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong , Diversified Construction Company , My Stomach Hurts .