Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."
What'd You Think?
(360 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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hahaha
hehe
Haha thats hilarious
Halala Mr Chow
Hilarious! The joke returns to give the boss the shock of his life, ha ha ha ha ha ha. But i am sorry that
Hung Chow will have to look for another job.
hahahhahaahhaahahaahhhaahhahhhhaahhaahhahaahahhha
hahhahaha! hung chow is great! i do believ his boss was askin for it!
hahaha, i’ll give hung chow a job
that was hella’crazy fnnie joke!
that was funnie n’ cute =)
that was funny, but wrong. still funny.
lol but the bozz was problay white its a bit weird that i look at a black joke every is like suddenly OMG racist the next thing u kno HAHAHA so funny :/
that s*** was hillarious hhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaa
Hung chow is cool this was funny HaHaHaHa
nice 1
i dont get it.
hung had sex with his boss’s wife dumbass
hahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaa
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahahhahahahah
LOL HOLLA AINT THAT THE SHIATTT respect hung chow dont go banging all ya bosses wives ahhah much respect cant believe his bitty let him tap her lol asian respect yo
hahahhahaha hell yeah asians all the fukn way.
lol that was hilarious
LOL that was absolutely hilarious btw anyone gt a prob wiv asianz cum to me n ill knock ur lights out cuz im asian! and proud of it!
I get it!! After reading all the comments haha.
lol!
Lol. The boss deserves it for being perverse.
hahaah… HA!
I go to my wife and tell her I want sex..
HAHAHA…
bear funny good one….. hung chow have sex sex with bosses hot wife haha
HEY BABBI YOU COME TO ME AND ULL BE DEAD IN 2 SECONDS SO SHUT UR GOB
go mr. hung! talk bout gettin yo boss back for dat minimum wage bullshiz!
Funnyeee
lol it’s so funny
feel bad for z boss
i bet th boss dint c tht 1 comin tihihihi! so much 4 tryin 2b helpful
i got this on a txt!!! gay butt funny i guess
that was good
Wat dd Hung Chow say 2 his boss’s wife 2 convince her?
Very funny
Grace,girl,your stupid. & the joke isn’t that funny its like another joke
You guys should give Hung Chow his own category.
Wow. Me chinese, me think quick, me put hot sauce on my d*ck