Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”
What'd You Think?

(87 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
August 26th, 2007 at 2:40 am
hahaha
August 30th, 2007 at 9:09 am
hehe
August 31st, 2007 at 12:06 am
Haha thats hilarious
September 1st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Halala Mr Chow
September 6th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Hilarious! The joke returns to give the boss the shock of his life, ha ha ha ha ha ha. But i am sorry that
Hung Chow will have to look for another job.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:49 am
hahahhahaahhaahahaahhhaahhahhhhaahhaahhahaahahhha
September 24th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
hahhahaha! hung chow is great! i do believ his boss was askin for it!
September 27th, 2007 at 8:07 am
hahaha, i’ll give hung chow a job
September 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am
that was hella’crazy fnnie joke!
September 27th, 2007 at 10:24 am
that was funnie n’ cute =)
October 5th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
that was funny, but wrong. still funny.
October 10th, 2007 at 5:51 am
lol but the bozz was problay white its a bit weird that i look at a black joke every is like suddenly OMG racist the next thing u kno HAHAHA so funny :/
October 11th, 2007 at 11:29 am
that s*** was hillarious hhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaa
October 11th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Hung chow is cool this was funny HaHaHaHa
October 15th, 2007 at 6:12 am
nice 1
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:49 am
i dont get it.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:57 pm
hung had sex with his boss’s wife dumbass
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:33 pm
hahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahaa
November 6th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
January 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
hahahahahahhahahahah
January 30th, 2008 at 6:56 am
LOL HOLLA AINT THAT THE SHIATTT respect hung chow dont go banging all ya bosses wives ahhah much respect cant believe his bitty let him tap her lol asian respect yo
March 24th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
hahahhahaha hell yeah asians all the fukn way.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
lol that was hilarious
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
LOL that was absolutely hilarious btw anyone gt a prob wiv asianz cum to me n ill knock ur lights out cuz im asian! and proud of it!
April 17th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I get it!! After reading all the comments haha.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
lol!
July 24th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Lol. The boss deserves it for being perverse.