Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong
Imagine this: you're sitting at the local China Buffet not wanting to move after you've just devoured four plates of General's Tso's chicken and fourteen eggrolls, plus some stuff you didn't even recognize but it tasted good. Now, time for the best part - the fortune cookie...
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Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong
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very funny
its funny…but that picture looks photoshoped
Hahaha =) i wonder what it was instead of chicken. =P
AWW SICK…THAT IS JUST NASTY!…EVER HAD A FORTUNE THAT SAID, “IT’S ABOUT TIME I GOT OUTTA THAT COOKIE!!” I HAVE!!*
ugh! I would freak out! gross!
if it wasnt chicken i think i know what it was then……poor kitty, kitty, kitty! lol
ugh! Amber ur sick and twisted! ur goin to hell! lol! jk!
i’ll save you a seat!!!
too late! i been there and back again! i wrote my name in a chair already! tear!
lol that awesome. who you sittin by? lol
My all time favorite Fortune Cookie — “Your Fortune has come to an end.”
Hey Erica want to go on a date
thats nasty erica i think im sitting next to you
chit face-with a name like that? lol!
Lil chunty- ur not sitn next to me! I sit in the EXTRA bad section! There are few who could handle me!
it could be dog….
Lol!
Enjoy that dog u ate?
hehe, a classic fortune cookie. I haven’t come across any of those though. Maybe I should consider myself lucky.
Wow, you guys got off topic… Back to the fortune cookie people!!!
Fortune Cookie is photoshoped for soul purpose of song “Cats in the Kennel” a parody of Cats in the cradle by harry chapin. still LOLz though