Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong


Imagine this: you’re sitting at the local China Buffet not wanting to move after you’ve just devoured four plates of General’s Tso’s chicken and fourteen eggrolls, plus some stuff you didn’t even recognize but it tasted good. Now, time for the best part - the fortune cookie…

Chinese Fortune Cookie - That Wasn’t Chicken

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18 Responses to “Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong”

  1. 18
    Tyler Says:

    Wow, you guys got off topic… Back to the fortune cookie people!!!

  2. 17
    fortunecookienotes Says:

    hehe, a classic fortune cookie. I haven’t come across any of those though. Maybe I should consider myself lucky.

  3. 16
    Chupis Says:

    Lol!
    Enjoy that dog u ate?

  4. 15
    glynn Says:

    it could be dog….

  5. 14
    erica michelle Says:

    chit face-with a name like that? lol!
    Lil chunty- ur not sitn next to me! I sit in the EXTRA bad section! There are few who could handle me!

  6. 13
    lil chunty Says:

    thats nasty erica i think im sitting next to you

  7. 12
    Chit Face Says:

    Hey Erica want to go on a date

  8. 11
    Mmhmm Says:

    My all time favorite Fortune Cookie — “Your Fortune has come to an end.”

  9. 10
    tiffanee Says:

    lol that awesome. who you sittin by? lol

  10. 9
    erica Says:

    too late! i been there and back again! i wrote my name in a chair already! tear!

  11. 8
    Amberly kay Says:

    i’ll save you a seat!!!

  12. 7
    erica Says:

    ugh! Amber ur sick and twisted! ur goin to hell! lol! jk!

  13. 6
    Amberly kay Says:

    if it wasnt chicken i think i know what it was then……poor kitty, kitty, kitty! lol

  14. 5
    erica Says:

    ugh! I would freak out! gross!

  15. 4
    Addie Says:

    AWW SICK…THAT IS JUST NASTY!…EVER HAD A FORTUNE THAT SAID, “IT’S ABOUT TIME I GOT OUTTA THAT COOKIE!!” I HAVE!!*

  16. 3
    Will Says:

    Hahaha =) i wonder what it was instead of chicken. =P

  17. 2
    Samantha McCoy Says:

    its funny…but that picture looks photoshoped

  18. 1
    Nick Mercado Says:

    very funny

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