This is my kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought... I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard. Well, of course they're scissors. If you know someone with [...]
Child’s Rendering Of Scissors
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Child’s Rendering Of Scissors was written by F&J Staff on Monday, September 10th, 2007 at 1:25 pmin Dirty Jokes, Pictures.
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lol is dis shit real?!?!?!
OMG!!! xD
I hope my son brings home a picture like that one day.. Haha.
this is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
lol
ya sure is a scissor.lol hope you dont get cut by it.
haha hilarious
i don’t think those were scissors!!!!! hah hah
boy do i want to suck on those scissors right now! ooo oooo omg ooooooooo
I LOVE ZACK MyRAN!
WOW must b a porn star
*** holy crap that is funny,no way its real is it!!!?
his teacher might have been really horny when he/she saw those pair of scissors.
ashley i have big scissors for you? to draw with me >.> clearly.
*Laughs boisterously aloud* …Oh, um… No Comment.
the kid actually caught his mom drawing this and his mother just went like “oh sweety it’s just scissors” as an excuse =P
i guess that was supposed to be funny hahahah
O_O
sum boys “scissors” would take up the whole page =P
ashley’s a whoreny pizasheet
omg that is funny i like sissiors now lots
it was funny but stop being horny about it omg
dis is really kool…wish i were a teacher so i’d try it on de kids lol
that kid is very smart
nice
HILARIOUS!
hilarious!!!
That was so funny!!!! Now I want some scissors!!!! Lol
omfg thats soo funny, i can relate cuz i got lil sisters
Cute
Cool scissors. Are they commrecially available?
u all suck u board lazy people how do u hav the time 4 this crap!!!
I work at an elementary school. I could see one of the kids doing something like that. But I don’t think they would hang it up in the hall. haha. I loved it!!!!!!
I think this is Little Jonny’s doing. and to the rude comment, we need pick me ups. like alkaselzer or peptobizmal….
Don’t run with those! You’ll trip and get it in your eye…and you woudn’t want that now would you!
HE HAAAAA
the first joke that made me really laugh
I have been surfing for a nice jokes a whole day… until I see this jokes…
pffff……..
omg…. my stomach ache… someone help me… I cant stop laughing….. lmao… lmfao…rofl….. lol…. wateva… hahaha
WATCH OUT FOR THE PENIS
LOL
genius…..cracking stuff! and since we r all talkin’ penises now ,let me share this with all you brothers and sistaz out there.
SPOTTED ON A URINAL WALL.
“YOU ARE HOLDING THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY IN YOUR HANDS”
peace unto thee.
If You Look ever so closely, you’ll see the kid drew a “FLY” on the other side. It’s hard to see but you can tell and it says “FLY” too. Look closely!
o.o hope you dont get glue on it….might get kinda sticky……..
I don’t get it. Can someone after me in precise detail explain this. ; p
OMG kidz can be soooo HIGH-larious!!! i’ve seen another pic that a kid drew nd it had all tha teacherz up in Neff laughin i was just there nd my mom (whoz a teacher) was like u have too see this pic
omg LOL try holding those scissors hahahaha thts funny and kute at the same time
How come ppl keep getting horny ovr that?!
o.O still i couldnt help laughing
This shows that the future of America is going to be crappy drawings and over-explanation. There goes a perfectly good country.