Child’s Rendering Of Scissors


This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought… I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.

Scissors

Well, of course they’re scissors. If you know someone with small children or you’re a teacher… you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this proudly displayed on a mother’s fridge at home…

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36 Responses to “Child’s Rendering Of Scissors”

  1. max Says:

    lol is dis shit real?!?!?!

  2. Stephanie Says:

    OMG!!! xD

    I hope my son brings home a picture like that one day.. Haha.

  3. benny Says:

    this is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  4. z Says:

    lol

  5. zar Says:

    ya sure is a scissor.lol hope you dont get cut by it.

  6. squidgy Says:

    haha hilarious

  7. nate Says:

    i don’t think those were scissors!!!!! hah hah

  8. ashley Says:

    boy do i want to suck on those scissors right now! ooo oooo omg ooooooooo

  9. Nomi derhy Says:

    I LOVE ZACK MyRAN!

  10. some1 Says:

    WOW must b a porn star

  11. beannie Says:

    *** holy crap that is funny,no way its real is it!!!?

  12. anny Says:

    his teacher might have been really horny when he/she saw those pair of scissors.

  13. Dave Says:

    ashley i have big scissors for you? to draw with me >.> clearly.

  14. Mmhmm Says:

    *Laughs boisterously aloud* …Oh, um… No Comment.

  15. Jamie Says:

    the kid actually caught his mom drawing this and his mother just went like “oh sweety it’s just scissors” as an excuse =P

  16. nhlanhla Says:

    i guess that was supposed to be funny hahahah

  17. ShYYYYYza Says:

    O_O

  18. laughinoutloud Says:

    sum boys “scissors” would take up the whole page =P

  19. Nikki Says:

    ashley’s a whoreny pizasheet

  20. lacee Says:

    omg that is funny i like sissiors now lots

  21. freakin sweet Says:

    it was funny but stop being horny about it omg

  22. Kay-G Says:

    dis is really kool…wish i were a teacher so i’d try it on de kids lol

  23. joe Says:

    that kid is very smart
    nice

  24. Nat Says:

    HILARIOUS!

  25. Nat Says:

    hilarious!!!

  26. janew1087 Says:

    That was so funny!!!! Now I want some scissors!!!! Lol

  27. BABE~GURL Says:

    omfg thats soo funny, i can relate cuz i got lil sisters

  28. draworks1 Says:

    Cute

  29. drew Says:

    Cool scissors. Are they commrecially available?

  30. jabjab Says:

    u all suck u board lazy people how do u hav the time 4 this crap!!!

  31. sharon Says:

    I work at an elementary school. I could see one of the kids doing something like that. But I don’t think they would hang it up in the hall. haha. I loved it!!!!!!

  32. glynn Says:

    I think this is Little Jonny’s doing. and to the rude comment, we need pick me ups. like alkaselzer or peptobizmal….

  33. Luke Says:

    Don’t run with those! You’ll trip and get it in your eye…and you woudn’t want that now would you!

  34. woho Says:

    HE HAAAAA :)
    the first joke that made me really laugh

  35. kinzo Says:

    I have been surfing for a nice jokes a whole day… until I see this jokes…
    pffff……..
    omg…. my stomach ache… someone help me… I cant stop laughing….. lmao… lmfao…rofl….. lol…. wateva… hahaha

  36. Dj Says:

    WATCH OUT FOR THE PENIS

    LOL

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