Child’s Rendering Of Scissors
This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought… I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.

Well, of course they’re scissors. If you know someone with small children or you’re a teacher… you will love this! I can certainly imagine seeing this proudly displayed on a mother’s fridge at home…
What'd You Think?

(105 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
September 15th, 2007 at 3:26 am
lol is dis shit real?!?!?!
September 16th, 2007 at 1:54 am
OMG!!! xD
I hope my son brings home a picture like that one day.. Haha.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
this is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
September 17th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
lol
September 18th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
ya sure is a scissor.lol hope you dont get cut by it.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:46 am
haha hilarious
September 19th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
i don’t think those were scissors!!!!! hah hah
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
boy do i want to suck on those scissors right now! ooo oooo omg ooooooooo
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I LOVE ZACK MyRAN!
September 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
WOW must b a porn star
September 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
*** holy crap that is funny,no way its real is it!!!?
September 28th, 2007 at 4:05 am
his teacher might have been really horny when he/she saw those pair of scissors.
September 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
ashley i have big scissors for you? to draw with me >.> clearly.
October 4th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
*Laughs boisterously aloud* …Oh, um… No Comment.
October 5th, 2007 at 12:34 am
the kid actually caught his mom drawing this and his mother just went like “oh sweety it’s just scissors” as an excuse =P
October 6th, 2007 at 10:29 am
i guess that was supposed to be funny hahahah
October 8th, 2007 at 5:38 am
O_O
October 14th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
sum boys “scissors” would take up the whole page =P
October 15th, 2007 at 11:38 am
ashley’s a whoreny pizasheet
October 31st, 2007 at 10:47 am
omg that is funny i like sissiors now lots
October 31st, 2007 at 6:14 pm
it was funny but stop being horny about it omg
November 1st, 2007 at 6:59 am
dis is really kool…wish i were a teacher so i’d try it on de kids lol
November 1st, 2007 at 6:59 am
that kid is very smart
nice
November 1st, 2007 at 2:12 pm
HILARIOUS!
November 1st, 2007 at 2:13 pm
hilarious!!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
That was so funny!!!! Now I want some scissors!!!! Lol
November 9th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
omfg thats soo funny, i can relate cuz i got lil sisters
November 19th, 2007 at 4:36 am
Cute
November 20th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Cool scissors. Are they commrecially available?
November 28th, 2007 at 12:29 am
u all suck u board lazy people how do u hav the time 4 this crap!!!
November 28th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I work at an elementary school. I could see one of the kids doing something like that. But I don’t think they would hang it up in the hall. haha. I loved it!!!!!!
January 5th, 2008 at 3:17 am
I think this is Little Jonny’s doing. and to the rude comment, we need pick me ups. like alkaselzer or peptobizmal….
January 5th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Don’t run with those! You’ll trip and get it in your eye…and you woudn’t want that now would you!
January 11th, 2008 at 5:17 am
HE HAAAAA
the first joke that made me really laugh
February 11th, 2008 at 2:23 am
I have been surfing for a nice jokes a whole day… until I see this jokes…
pffff……..
omg…. my stomach ache… someone help me… I cant stop laughing….. lmao… lmfao…rofl….. lol…. wateva… hahaha
March 8th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
WATCH OUT FOR THE PENIS
LOL