Chewing Gum

A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?" "Mais oui!, of course!" responds the Frenchman. "Well," says the American, "we only eat the [...]

Chewing Gum

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Chewing Gum was written by erraticheart on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:16 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Do You Have Any Grapes? , Some Random Puns , Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes , The Latest Toy Recalled From China , Politics Made Simple .

8 Comments to “Chewing Gum”

• ben says:

  July 15, 2008 at 12:59 am

  LOL hahahaha thats hilarious.
• Kim says:

  July 21, 2008 at 10:57 am

  like omg this is lite way funny but is he serious about the comdom and the gum thing like if so i just threw my gum in the garbage!!!!!
• Bukki Olujide says:

  July 30, 2008 at 11:23 am

  This joke has erred in that it lacks credibility.
• anonymous says:

  September 20, 2008 at 7:02 am

  YUCK!!!
• Stiefer-woman says:

  October 30, 2008 at 9:47 am

  HAHAHAHAHA horribly gross yet too funny!!
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm

  lol that’s great.
• sammy9090 says:

  February 27, 2009 at 11:55 pm

  I’m happy I’m Canadian!
• Lalaine says:

  June 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

  I bow down humbly in the penrsece of such greatness.