Check-Up


“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” “Mr. Thomas,” said the doctor, ”bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.”

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. “Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the doc said. “Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.”

The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”

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Check-Up was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Paying The Rent,  Not So Bad,  Yo Mama So Stank,  Urban Ninja,  How To Really Mess With The IRS.


8 Responses to “Check-Up”

  1. James Mann Says:
    July 10th, 2007 at 3:38 am

    What a joke!! As soon as I read it I burst out laughing!! Nice 1

  2. jerry nott Says:
    July 10th, 2007 at 5:16 am

    lmao brilliant stuff

  3. TrIcEyFbaBy Says:
    July 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    LOL HA HA HA HA HA AHAHA AHAHAHA AHHAAH HA

  4. wolfmother Says:
    July 26th, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    very surprising, excelent

  5. Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 6:40 am

    Awwws, im not bursting ou tlaughing anymore =(. Great joke though

  6. RoRo Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    thats horrible to say! jus scare me of the future to come! good joke though i must admit! :D

  7. R u Kidding Me Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    This Joke definitaly Blew Chunks hahahah

  8. afi Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    short and sweet and definitely funny

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