Change Business Owners Can Believe In
As the Manager of a small business that employs 80 people, I have finally resigned to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for the tax increases I figure our customers will have to see a price increase of about 8%, but due to the dismal state of our economy we can't increase prices right now, so we'll have to lay off 7 of our employees instead. This problem has really been eating at me, as I believe we're all family here and I just don't know how to choose who will have to go. Everyone has families and our employees are good people.
So this is what I did... I walked through our parking lot and found 7 Obama '08 bumper stickers on our employees' cars, and decided that these employees will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change, so I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know. Sincerely, a small business owner.


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eh?
What the…?
I get it. pretty funny,mean but funny..
XD!!!!!!
haha sweet i hate barrack
mc cain all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was the stupidest thing that i ever heard. barack obama is so much smarter than MCCain…FIRE THE MACCAIN VOTERS!! dumb sh**t
Yeah, Obama is sooo much better than McCain. That is if you are a socialist a$$hole who wants to screw over Americans in the future. Remember, socialism is one step from communism.
LOL awesome.
lame, is this even a joke…? sounds more like a bleep fit….
TRUTH. And how is taxing small businesses, WHO EMPLOY MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS, going to ’stimulate’ the economy?
yeah seriously. funniest thing I’ve heard all day
I am in total agreance. My dad owns five companies, Obama’s elected, we have to sell our damn four wheelers. Eff Barack Obama. See how a simple half black man can take away the smallest pleasures in your life. You have kids, Barack. Think of the children, you dumb ass hole. Sincerely, the biggest republican conservative you ever met in your life, who no longer own a four wheeler.
i would have done the same thing this guy did and lay off the obama workers