Celebrity Obituaries


Ok, probably not that appropriate but postworthy nonetheless. Here are some famous celebrities and an idea of what their obituaries might just say. Is it bad that I think some of them are funny?

  • Tiger Woods at Six Under
  • Col. Sanders Kicks the Bucket
  • Clinton Doesn’t Inhale
  • Gore Gets Less Stiff
  • George W. Bush Deceasifies
  • Meat Loaf Goes Cold
  • Roger Ebert: 10 Toes Up
  • Yogi Berra Wakes Up Dead
  • Lee Iacocca Recalled by Maker
  • Ed McMahon’s Relatives May Have Already Inherited 10 Million Dollars!
  • Autopsy Confirms Death of Keith Richards
  • Mike Myers, “Wayne’s World” Star, Lives - Not!

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Celebrity Obituaries was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 at 10:55 am. It was filed under Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Celebrity Insults, You Can Enjoy Great Sex in the Afterlife?, Celebrity Bitching.


4 Responses to “Celebrity Obituaries”

  1. 4
    Tyler Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 1:53 am

    Its more like:
    Al Gore finally does the world some good! Or,
    Gore gets gored… finally!
    Or,
    Al Gore gets smarter!
    Or,
    Al Gore is cremated, ironic isn’t it?

  2. 3
    BABE~GURL Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    LOL…meatloaf goes cold omg

  3. 2
    alex Says:
    October 25th, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    hahahah! 10 toes up! it just killed me

  4. 1
    girlie Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    well if ur going to hell for thinking these are funny…..you need to save me a seat cuz i laughed my ass off!

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