Celebrity Bitching
"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."
- Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
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Absolutely hilarious! A must-read!!