"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
- Oliver Herford
"A wife of 40 should be like money. You should be able to change her for two of 20"
- Anonymous
"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake"
- Dorothy Parker
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings [...]
Celebrities on Women
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Celebrities on Women was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 12:08 pmin Insults and Cutdowns, Jokes.
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lol thats so sexit its funny
. seriously though, dont say any of these to any women (i should know
. )