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Little Johnny was failing his classes so his mom decided to put him in a Catholic
school. About a month later when Little Johnny's mom recieved his report card he got all A's and B's.

Astonished, Little Johnny's mom asked him "How did you get all these good grades?" Little Johnny replied "Well, when I saw the man hanging from the cross I knew they meant business!"

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Catholic School was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:48 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Pacific Palisades High School Answering Message , Catholic Girls , Sunday School Lesson , School District Gets $250 Bill for Porn , Enrolled My Dog In Obedience School .

7 Comments to “Catholic School”

Will says:

September 5, 2007 at 6:46 am

Hahah. thats good
BABE~GURL says:

October 30, 2007 at 4:19 pm

lol omg
clapton says:

November 16, 2007 at 10:39 am

this sum krezy staf
isabella says:

November 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm

haha
zeus says:

May 12, 2008 at 7:44 am

that is so f-ing funny
Lulu says:

September 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Omg Effing funny
terrence says:

October 26, 2009 at 1:59 am

Clapton are you joking have you never heard of jesus Christ

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