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Small Business Bailout Plan

JoeHumor — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:21:57 +0000

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Anyone Up For McDonald’s?

F&J Staff — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:16:29 +0000

Yea, so you’re cruizin’ down your local strip and you come across you’re favorite fast food eatery… and you suddenly learn that you’ve been duped all along! Argg… McDonald’s anyone?

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I Do Not Have Any Money So I’m Sending You This Drawing

F&J Staff — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:52:50 +0000

It seems Mr. David Thorne didn’t have enough money to pay his overdue water bill, so he concocts a clever plan to send them a drawing of a spider instead. This is supposedly an actual email conversation with the water company.

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Spread The Wealth

F&J Staff — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:53:47 +0000

Congrats to Obama for winning the election, it’s a great American turning point and there is alot of hope standing behind him. I hope he lives up to it, even though I didn’t vote for him. I wonder how well it would have turned out for the Obama campaign though if both candidates had equal amounts of money to spend on advertising.

If Obama had spread the wealth, would the election have turned out the same? Post your thoughts.

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Jesus Saves

F&J Staff — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:30:24 +0000

Not being much the religious type, I asked a friend for proof that Jesus actually saves… and this is what I got. Pretty definitive proof if you ask me. Mike, you’re a funny character.

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Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!

F&J Staff — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:12:02 +0000

Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive…

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Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum

F&J Staff — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:28:49 +0000

Late yesterday afternoon the US Government, in coalition with several major European countries, announced at a press conference newfound dangers from swallowing bubble gum. The FDA first learned of this problem after one of their officials attended a Pilates class.

If you or someone you know chews gum and does pilates, make sure you send this to them!

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Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine

F&J Staff — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:57:12 +0000

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: When will women will be equal to men?
A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Fact: In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Fact: I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Fact: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle it!

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Third Man To Walk On Water

F&J Staff — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:03:42 +0000

Ok, so everyone knows about the first two dudes to walk on water… Jesus and his apostle, Peter. Well there’s one more, and it happened recently and one of those running of the bulls events.

In case you’re from Guinness, I think his name was Jose from some place in Pamplona. In other news, we’ve been anxiously looking foward to PETA’s new “Running of the Nudes” event. Photographers are standing by.

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