I give up. We totally can’t figure out where to post this stuff so we stick it in a category called other stuff. Makes sense right? It’s the best I could do without a college education.
We all need an excuse to miss work sometimes... maybe you just can't think of a good way to tell the boss "Look, I don't feel like coming in today." We make it easy, just pick any of the following 11 (I felt like going above and beyond the normal 10 today) excuses for not showing up to work.
Next time you're on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun?
Working in the collection business (loans), I often come across some pretty funny answering machine messages (along with a share of rude messages too). At any rate, here's a few good ones you might consider using.
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What akes up 100% in life?
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