I give up. We totally can’t figure out where to post this stuff so we stick it in a category called other stuff. Makes sense right? It’s the best I could do without a college education.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric choo choo train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
You will experience great sex within four days of receiving this letter, provided you pass it on (use the "Email This To A Friend or Social Bookmark It!" above or post a link on your favorite message board or blog). Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours. Don't believe this is serious business? Read some of these true stories:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it.
Air Compressor - A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty suspension bolts last tightened 40 years ago by someone in Abingdon, Oxfordshire and rounds them off.
The End Of Get Rich Quick = The Beginning Of Getting Rich. Tired of the relentless "Get Rich Quick" schemes that abound? Have you fallen victim to pyramid scheme after pyramid scheme in a fruitless attempt to realize your "American Dream" of becoming fabulously wealthy without earning it?
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