I give up. We totally can’t figure out where to post this stuff so we stick it in a category called other stuff. Makes sense right? It’s the best I could do without a college education.
I don't care who you are, you've got to like Ellen Degeneres. She's an 11 time Emmy winner, she's gay, but most importantly she's funny as hell. Ellen always seems to have something funny or relevant to say. Speaking of things she says, we've put together some of the wittier things she's said in the past.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
Maybe I'm just getting old, I'm used to folks always bossing me around... telling me what to do. "Hey you! Take this over to the John's office and drop it off," they'd say. Well, that was 10 years ago. Now I find myself bossing other people around, and with age I suppose comes wisdom. So, I've got a few words of advice for some folks...
The Pacific Palisades High School and it's teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 20-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.
Quite possibly the funniest man who ever lived (RIP), he's a great comic for those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity. Here are a few of his jokes, or quotes, things he said... whatever. You know what I mean. How about we just call them "Georgeisms?"
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