I give up. We totally can’t figure out where to post this stuff so we stick it in a category called other stuff. Makes sense right? It’s the best I could do without a college education.
Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. Walker Texas Ranger never had to deal with terrorists and maniacs, all while getting the job done in 24 hours... or did he? Anyways, Jack Bauer is tough, and he's our new man with for random facts.
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where (amazingly) he now attends. Balls, big balls. Quite creative too.
My brain is filled with so many useless things, like the fact that there are 336 dimples on a golf ball and the fact that an average person blinks over 10 million times a year. Really, who needs to know that? Will I make more money at my job for knowing this stuff? Well, not unless I'm Alex Trebek. Will I get more girls? Most definately. Guess what? Get's even better because here are some useless facts you really didn't need to know, so that you can get girls too...
Yea, you've been there before (that's why my insurance is so damn high). So what do you say to the officer when he asks what happened? Well, first and foremost - lie like hell. If you need some help, write these down and pick one at random.
In case you didn't know much about Chuck Norris, this is (for the most part) all you need to know. Of all the people on this world you could tick off, Mr. Norris shouldn't be one of 'em... These are some of the most popular Chuck Norris jokes on the net... things like Chuck doesn't write books, that the words assemble themselves out of fear. Good stuff. Enjoy!
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