Other Stuff

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

I don’t care who you are, you’ve got to like Ellen Degeneres. She’s an 11 time Emmy winner, she’s gay, but most importantly she’s funny as hell. Ellen always seems to have something funny or relevant to say. Speaking of things she says, we’ve put together some of the wittier things she’s said in the past.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, ‘What are you in here for?’

Maybe I’m just getting old, I’m used to folks always bossing me around… telling me what to do. “Hey you! Take this over to the John’s office and drop it off,” they’d say. Well, that was 10 years ago. Now I find myself bossing other people around, and with age I suppose comes wisdom. So, I’ve got a few words of advice for some folks…

The Pacific Palisades High School and it’s teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 20-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.