Other Stuff

We’re getting absolutely hammered with MJ related searches, which isn’t all bad – but some of the comments are. In just the past few days we’ve had over 2,000 comments posted to the Top Michael Jackson Jokes page. Unfortunately, more than 500 of those had to be removed for being really, really vulgar. We’re all about letting you speak your mind, and we know there are some strong opinions about the King of Pop – good or bad (and rightfully so). I’m only asking that you respect our rules in regards to not being disrespectful or using excessive profanity.

We’ve done our favorite Georgisms in the past, but I think posting my all time favorite quotes from George Carlin is long overdue. He’s perhaps the smartest, frankest and most honest comedian of all time. He’s not afraid to say anything, and in fact said things that made people cringe while at the same time wishing they had the courage to say that too. He changed comedy as we know it, and we’re wiser for having known him.

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

I don’t care who you are, you’ve got to like Ellen Degeneres. She’s an 11 time Emmy winner, she’s gay, but most importantly she’s funny as hell. Ellen always seems to have something funny or relevant to say. Speaking of things she says, we’ve put together some of the wittier things she’s said in the past.