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Man Wakes Up With Headache, Doesn’t Know He’s Been Shot By Wife

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL (AP) -- A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.

Dude Gets Pizza Tattoo on Head

Colin Helsby, of north Wales, has had a slice of ham and pineapple pizza tattooed on the back of his head in order to raise money for a cystic fibrosis charity and to celebrate the opening of his new pizza shop.

You Can Enjoy Great Sex in the Afterlife?

Chinese cemeteries are selling paper replicas of Viagra pills, images of condoms, and heavily made-up bar girls for people to burn for dead relatives so they can have great sex in the afterlife.

Washington Home Emptied After Craigslist Ad Gave the OK

A fake ad posted last weekend on Craigslist led to property being stripped off of a rental home in Tacoma, Washington.

Pranksters Glue Doors Shut at California High School

Friday (April 6, 2007), a day before spring break, pranksters covered the locks on all the exterior gates and doors at Carlsbad High School with super-strength glue.

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