We post all the funny news stories we find right here. Probably not as much as we should, cause there’s load of stupid people making headlines every day.
Apparently a little guinea pig named Sooty went missing at a Little Friend's Farm in Hopkinstown, Pontypridd (some place near Whales I think). When the staff there found him - he was laid up in the guinea chick pen with 24 females. They found Sooty asleep in the corner, apparently he boned all of them (he's a machine!).
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.
The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out...
Brought to you by Pumpcast, a funny bit where a TV news anchor broadcasts at gas stations while you pump gas. When the folks at the pump get involved in the news, things get seriously funny!
A nude driver hit a trooper during a traffic stop and tried to run over two more before police shot out a tire to end the chase, state police said.
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