We post all the funny news stories we find right here. Probably not as much as we should, cause there’s load of stupid people making headlines every day.
Investigators at a major research institution have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match".
Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
A recent news story detailed a medical implant which offers women the chance to experience orgasms with the press of a button. Tiny electrodes are implanted into the spine and a small signal generator in the skin under the buttocks. The patient then controls the sensation with a handheld remote.
Apparently a little guinea pig named Sooty went missing at a Little Friend's Farm in Hopkinstown, Pontypridd (some place near Whales I think). When the staff there found him - he was laid up in the guinea chick pen with 24 females. They found Sooty asleep in the corner, apparently he boned all of them (he's a machine!).
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