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Tragic Local Courtroom Drama Plays Out In Omaha

Omaha, NE (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

Wal-Mart Announces House Brand Wine

Wal-Mart announced today that they'll soon be offering customers yet another new discount item, their own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce their spirits at an affordable price.

No Nativity Scene This Year

This just in, hot off the presses. After a lengthy court battle and millions of dollars spent lobbying, the Supreme Court has ruled that there will not be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season.

Recent NHTSA Study

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) recently announced that, for the past three years, they jointly funded a project with two major US auto makers, Ford and Chevrolet, whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in all four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 10 seconds before a crash.

The Latest Toy Recalled From China

In the midst of one of the largest toy recalls in history, led by Mattel and millions of Chinese made toys (whatever happened to Made In America?) such as Barbie, Polly Pocket, the characters from the movie Cars and infant toys due to possible lead paint poisoning or swalling small parts - we've got yet another scandal.

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