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Lance Armstrong Finally Busted

Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the French has paid off. They’ve been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have him.

LoL’ers - Dude Arrested For Farting On Cop

Just a few hours ago we learned 34 year old Jose Cruz, of Charleston, West Virginia was accused of “passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer.” He was charged with battery. I’m not joking, you can’t make this stuff up.

Department Of Wildlife Warning

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

Safer Parking Lots For Women

With the increasinly high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots recently, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America.

Tragic Local Courtroom Drama Plays Out In Omaha

Omaha, NE (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

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