Funny News

We post all the funny news stories we find right here. Probably not as much as we should, cause there’s load of stupid people making headlines every day.

Get Out Of The Car!

Ok, close your eyes for a moment and put yourself right there – next to this little old lady who caught a few men during the act of stealing her car. “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” This supposedly actually happened, and the story was published in a Sarasota, Florida newspaper.

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Lance Armstrong Finally Busted

Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the French has paid off. They’ve been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have him.

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LoL’ers – Dude Arrested For Farting On Cop

Just a few hours ago we learned 34 year old Jose Cruz, of Charleston, West Virginia was accused of “passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer.” He was charged with battery. I’m not joking, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Department Of Wildlife Warning

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.

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Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Manhood

A Chinese woman was arrested after she cut off her husband’s manhood and threw it out the window.

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