Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that.
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Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that.
Ok, close your eyes for a moment and put yourself right there - next to this little old lady who caught a few men during the act of stealing her car. "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" This supposedly actually happened, and the story was published in a Sarasota, Florida newspaper.
Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the French has paid off. They've been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have him.
Just a few hours ago we learned 34 year old Jose Cruz, of Charleston, West Virginia was accused of "passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer." He was charged with battery. I'm not joking, you can't make this stuff up.
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish.
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