Yo Mama Jokes - Page 4

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she’d look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.