Yo Mama So Lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for debate isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama So Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo Mama So Greasy
Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo Mama So Flat (These Are Kinda Stupid Really)
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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