Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo Mama Jokes - Page 3
The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for debate isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!
Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo Mama So Nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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