Yo Mama Jokes - Page 2

Yo mama’s so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes’ Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that’s not funny!) 

Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. 

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama’s so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. 

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.