• Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
• Yo mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
• Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
• Yo mama's breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
• Yo mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

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Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. 

Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour? 

Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too! 

Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch. 

Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you're told! 

Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. 

Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor." 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you. 

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay. 

Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo mama belong in a zoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.

Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head. 

One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother. 

I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle. 

This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.

Why yo mama on my nuts?
Would you come and get her please?
Ho keeps sayin' she wants me...
And how she love that gov'ment cheese!

I'll smack the bitch if she don't leave
With the backside of my hand,
smack her ass in to next week,
straight in to the promise land!

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Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! 

I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! 

I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. 

Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! 

If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper. 

If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin. 

Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin. 

Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! 

Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! 

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard. 

Man, I ain't even gonna talk about yo daddy 'cause I know him. He's got a human body but a dog's behind... and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga'. 

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night. 

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath. 

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom. 

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. 

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma's kick-start vibrator. 

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama's underwear. 

Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from. 

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you're a liar! 

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. 

Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can't get her lipstick off me. 

Tell Yo mama that the tip's under the pillow. 

Tell Yo mama that I want a refund. 

Tell Yo mama to stop calling me. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow penis. 

Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back. 

Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back. 

Tell Yo mama that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night. 

Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms. 

Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her. 

Tell Yo mama I'll be home late for dinner. 

Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me. 

Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now! 

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Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.

Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.

Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to."

Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks.

Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.

When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.

Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.

Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.

Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.

Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.

Yo mama's got shark teeth.

Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."

Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.

Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.

Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.

Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile."

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.

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Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. 

Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'. 

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. 

Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out. 

Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike. 

Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. 

Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?" 

Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. 

Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. 

Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit. 

Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape. 

Yo mama so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!! 

Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. 

Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. 

Yo mama so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. 

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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life!

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.

Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.

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Yo Mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo Mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key

Yo Mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo Mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen fish section with a fishing rod.

Yo Mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"

Yo Mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.

Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo Mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.

Yo Mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"

Yo Mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

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