Yo Mama Jokes

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back? 

Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. 

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. 

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.