Yo Mama Jokes

The infamous yo mama jokes. Up for debate isn’t actually how to cut-down your mom, rather what to call it. Is it yo mamma? Your mom? Yo momma jokes? My momma’s so stupid she gave birth to a confused category editor!

Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.

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Yo Mama Poetry

Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back? 

Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. 

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Yo Mama Comebacks

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

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Tell Yo Mama

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. 

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Yo Mama’s Teeth

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

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