Stupid Jokes - Page 2

Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked in,then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

So the other day I bought a pocket rocket for my 8 year old son, man those things are cool. Before long I found myself "test riding" it to make sure it's safe for him... though I was actually enjoying myself.  I found myself wondering if anybody jumped these things... and thanks to Youtube we found a few pocket rocket jumps that didn't go quite as planned. Funny!

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out.

During WW II a British fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad, so the German doctor amputated his left arm. He requested that they drop his arm over his base in England. So the Germans did.

In 1988, Steve Jennings was on vacation in Australia after graduating from Southeastern University. During a hike through the Outback, he came across a young elephant standing with one leg raised in the air as if it was in pain.