From now on, it’ll never be said that airport ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. We dug up a few actual (or at least claimed to be) logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics.
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “I am the strongest, most powerful man here,” he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen.
I can think of some pretty stupid things to do, certainly though nothing as stupid as watching these guys practically smear themselves all over a public road in their homemade “Ramp Van.”
(name withheld)
Minnetonka, MN 55345
Superior Health Insurance
ATTN: Claims Review
1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016
Dear Sir:
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.