Religious Jokes - Page 8

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '98 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.

About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.

Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: “Don’t step on the ducks.”

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.