Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
Religious Jokes - Page 5
Another touch subject - religion. Our religious jokes have garnerd a good bit of interest, namely from religious nuts! Not that we really care. Relax alittle and read some jokes about that “God” guy.
The New Priest’s First Mass
The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, “Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run smoothly.”
Church Bulletin Bloopers
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers that were posted. Goes well with the funny church signs we posted earlier. Those were on purpose, were these?
Religious Retribution
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Kentucky Fried Prayer
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
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