A Great Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a great flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
Another touch subject - religion. Our religious jokes have garnerd a good bit of interest, namely from religious nuts! Not that we really care. Relax alittle and read some jokes about that “God” guy.
It had been raining for days and days, and a great flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
Parenting can be difficult, especially in a religious family. That’s why we at F&J is passing along this list so that you can identify when your Amish teenager is getting into trouble.
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
The new Priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before the second week in the pulpit he asked the bishop how he could relax. The Bishop said, “Next week, put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, everything should run smoothly.”
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