Mommy, Is God Black or White?
One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?”
She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.”
Religious Jokes - Page 2
Another touch subject – religion. Our religious jokes have garnerd a good bit of interest, namely from religious nuts! Not that we really care. Relax alittle and read some jokes about that “God” guy.
Jesus Saves
Not being much the religious type, I asked a friend for proof that Jesus actually saves… and this is what I got. Pretty definitive proof if you ask me. Mike, you’re a funny character.
Worthy of Heaven
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
Hippie And The Nun
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”
Third Man To Walk On Water
Ok, so everyone knows about the first two dudes to walk on water… Jesus and his apostle, Peter. Well there’s one more, and it happened recently and one of those running of the bulls events.
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