Religious Jokes - Page 2

On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?"

She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White."

Not being much the religious type, I asked a friend for proof that Jesus actually saves... and this is what I got. Pretty definitive proof if you ask me. Mike, you're a funny character.

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."